“I want my sale-priced beer to have an Easy Button.”

I’m a fan of tasty beverages. I’m always intrigued by fantastic libations. When I’m enjoying said drink-of-choice, I like to relax. Sometimes I’ll watch a movie, read a book, play my guitar. The common theme here is that I don’t like to put in a lot of effort. That being said, why in the sam hell does my beer come with a mail-in rebate?

When did this happen? You can buy 10 packages of ramen for a buck, but you can’t get instant savings on beverage purchases?! How do I even know that I’m going to get my money back in 6-8 weeks? Already my mind frantically searches for answers instead of enjoying the delicious inebriation to follow!

Maybe I’m just used to living in a Mickey Mouse, instant gratification type lifestyle, but I remember the days as a young lad going to the store with my dad. And you know what? When beer was on sale, it was actually on sale. The sale didn’t require postage. I want my sale-priced beer to have an Easy Button.